At reading the first sentence I was thinking, how much is the smoke he is talking about and wondering if Dicks Sporting Goods had it in stock. Then I continued to read and it hit me..."OOOOHHHHH" at that point the story got interesting and as I read I felt as though I was standing there sharing that trail mix bar with Lord ToneKing. Then my boss walked by my office and that ruined it for me.

Good one bro